I went swimsuit shopping during lunch in preparation for our Monday Schlitterbahn trip to South Padre Island.
I discovered the following things…
1. Women over 30 shouldn’t buy two-piece swimsuits.
2. Women who have birthed and nursed two babies should not wear two-piece swimsuits.
3. Women who like french fries should not wear two-piece swimsuits.
I looked horrible. I think I should go drown my sorrows in a box of chocolates now.
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14 comments:
1. I disagree. I've seen many "over 30" year olds that look great in a two piece.
2. I disagree again. I've seen women who have birthed 3 kids, and still look hot.
3. Your just wrong on that one. A sexy older woman, in a little two piece offering a big basket of hot french fries? Yum. Cody will agree with me.
I don't know what you look like in a bathing suit Cece, but I'll say it again. Your not fat. Everyone is probably a little heavier then we used to be, but your not fat. Jabba the Hut and Sumo Wrestlers are fat. And that's just not you.
Okay. I should have said that I should not be wearing a two-piece because I look ridiculous.
I'm just trying to make excuses so I will feel better. But I'll use the chocolate for that.
Thanks Robert.
No problem.
Ridiculous huh? What about those two pieces that are like shorts on the bottom? I've seen a lot of girls wearing those.
You what what else is not sexy......low self-esteem. You are a very pretty lady Cece....Don't give yourself that kind of crap
Hey guys. It seriously has to do with age. I don't look the way I did 10 years ago and THAT is depressing. I don't think I'm a hideous monster. I also think that the window of opportunity has passed me by for being one of the stage dancers on MTV- SPRING BREAK CANCUN. But maybe with some airbrushing, Playboy will one day put me in one of their Hot Mom Pictorials.
I can only dream...
Hefner would be a damn fool if he didn't. Ofcourse I wouldn't by a copy. Never!
go with the two piece until they start rolling you back in the water. you're an awesome woman. i'd stare at you on the beach, but then again, i stare at every woman on the beach. just kidding. maybe not every woman.
cece, you're a MILF.
:)
Girl, I totally feel your pain. And I agree with you. If you aren't comfortable in a two piece, don't wear one. If you don't feel sexy in a two-piece, don't wear one.
Sure the years and kids and fries have had an effect on your body. But that doesn't mean you aren't beautiful. Ask yourself this; would you be so critical of Roy feeling unsexy in a swimsuit?
Nah. I wouldn't...
It's funny you should say that, me dear, but i have almost exactly the same thoughts whenever i think about buying swimsuits...
And then there's the problems of waxing! Gaah!
S.x
PS:
Hi Teufel! You bin checking out my links, huh?
Teufel AND Saturnyne?!
Wow.
Tuef- I believe you. I do. I learn something new everyday. Usually about myself.
Dear Saturnyne- Especially the BIKINI LINE, no?
AMEN SISTA!
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