When Your Nephew Is More Of A Smart Ass Than You Are

My sister was telling me over dinner that Cristian was being a little shit the other day when she was looking for her cat.
She has some nerve considering that, by her own admission, HER sense of humor is infantile and base at its very best. Which is probably what led to the immediate degeneration of their conversation in the first place.

My Sister- Dad! Have you seen Tiffy?

Dad- No.

Cris- Yeah! Where IS Tiffy!

My Sister- Maybe she's up your BUTTHOLE.

Cris- Well first of all, I think my butthole is pretty tight and its DEFINITELY not hairy, but I DID see your legs yesterday and they ARE. So she's probably hanging out on THEM.

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