Me: The bathrobe that landed on your head was supposed to indicate to you that I am now completely naked.
Him: The only thing I noticed about the bathrobe is that it smells like maple bacon.
Notes To Self:
1. Cooking breakfast in your bathrobe. Scratch.
2. Making maple bacon for breakfast. Scratch.
3. Seducing your husband before 7:00am. Scratch.
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16 comments:
i hate maple bacon (or maple sausage)!! it's worse than cooking fish.
How funny...my hubby would have done the same damn thing ; )
hehehe... hehehe. i can't stop giggling right now.
BigHev- Lesson learned.
chick- Glad mine isn't the only one!
Grace- Cut it out. ;o)
*roaring laughter!*
Mmmmmmmm bacon.
What was this post about again?
I suddenly REALLY need a BLT!
what's maple bacon? Did I miss another meeting?
How is after 7am seduction different?
I'm amused and hungry all at the same time.
Valdi- It's maple flavored bacon.
And...I wish I knew.
Ruben- Great! Glad I got one outta ya!
Kristine- Laugh it up, woman!
Jerky- Mmmm. BLT...
Jeremy- Never cook maple bacon at your own house. HEED MY ADVICE!
Bacon makes me horny.
Hmmm.. maple flavored bacon. That's sounds delicious. Maybe if you would have worn the bacon and crawled into bed....
Think about it- ravenous. ;)
still not getting it, so it tastes like maple syrup only bacon?
In terms of morning seduction, well I don't think it matters what the time is... there should be more of it, although on work days it would be bad (but so good), I have a hard enough time getting to work less than an hour late as it is :)
Posts like these are why I look forward to reading your blog. You fucking slay me.
Strizzay- Alot of things make you horny. HA!
YoJ- Thanks for helping a sister out over here.
Valdi- ARe you rubbing it in that I don't get any before 7am? ;o)
My Favorite Monster- Watching you laugh would be very peculiar indeed!
Call me boring but I still don't think food and sex should mix!
hmmmm, I think I might be, but only since you suggested it :D
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