I Wonder If He Has Any Idea That I Blog All Of Our Conversations...

EPISODE 1

Cris: Hey Mom, do you remember that time we went to Schlitterbahn and we couldn't go in the water for a while?

Me: Yeah? Why?

Cris: Well that lifeguard told me that we couldn't go in because there was a monster in the castle and IN MY MIND I was just like...DUDE, do you think I'm 5 years old??


EPISODE 2

Me: Cris why are there MiniCons in your lunchbox??

Cris: Mom. I IMPLANTED them there.

EPISODE 3

Cris: Mom. Look. This is what I bought at Target.

Me: Is that an Autobot or a Decepticon?

Cris: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLED?

Me: Cris. Dahling. I know everything.

Cris: Oh. Well he's an Autobot but he's in the Voyager class and he's only a Level 3.

Me: Whats his name?

Cris: Vector Prime.

Me: Like...is he the leader of the Autobots now?

Cris: NO! The leader is OPTIMUS Prime. I thought you knew everything?

Me: Look kid. Last I recall, Optimus Prime was presumed dead and his position had been appointed to another Autobot named Rodimus Prime, so I just assumed that he was part of Autobot leadership since he was carrying the legacy of the PRIME surname.

Cris: Uh. No. Like I said. He's only a Level 3. Uh. Voyager class...