All Before 8 A.M.

This Morning:
Me: Teddy Bear Assaaaaaaaassiiiiin! *Peepers smiling*
Roy: That theme song sucks.
Me: No it doesnt! See? Check him out. Teddy Bear Assaaaaaaaaaaassiiiiin! *Peepers smiling bigger*
Roy: Whatever.

Later On:
Me: Noitscuzsmu shelabba duhfloomugga. Argh! I mean...
Roy: What did you say Don Vito? (Viva La Bam)
Me: Shut UP! *walking away and falling into the wall*

At The School:
Me: Did you see me almost munch it?
Roy: Yeah. I made the deduction.
Me: You saw me?
Roy: Trip over Cristian's backpack?
Me: Yeah!
Roy: Yes. I already made the deduction.
Me: What deduction?
Roy: The 20 cool points.

On The Way To Work:
Roy: You see this bump on my lip?
Me: Yeah! What is that?
Roy: I don't know. I just saw it this morning. *poking* It hurts though.
Me: It's like a stye...like on your eye but its on your lip. Hey! Have you been watching a dog take a shit?!
Roy: No. When its on your lip, its a piss. I watched a dog take a piss.
Me: Really!
Roy: No.
Me: Oh. Well I don't know all those Mexican folktales! *huffing*
Roy: Well I thought you said you were half Mexican.
Me: No.

Later On:
Me: You look like one of the Simpsons. *protrudes upper lip in an unattractive manner* Like this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know, now your profile looks something like this... *draws over-exaggerated upper-lip silhouette in air with finger a la Alfred Hitchcock*
Roy: Give me a kiss. *lunging at me*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *screeching*