Baby Angels

This is what happens when you are trying to find a daycare for your almost 5 month old baby. You talk to your sisters in law and you go where they go. And you end up at a large warehouse shaped structure labeled BABY ANGELS DAYCARE. And you make mental note of the baby angels painted on the side of the building. Then you stand for 45 minutes in your high heels on primary colored jumbo puzzle pieces, holding a squirming baby and listening to the owner describe every minute detail of her operation. Because after all, you do want to know. And after you have seen every log sheet, every high chair, every crib, the diaper changing station, the fire drill plan, and the entire contents of your nephew's cubby which was being used as a visual aid, you drive to work and have a conversation like this.

ME: No, you weren't listening. I said that you could take him there on Friday for a few hours and he could get a little taste of them, they could get a little taste of him and we could get a little taste of them. And then we'll see how it goes...

ROY: After we're all done tasting each other?