Game Over

What ever will I do with my eight year old son? The other night we were eating at Chili's with my parents and Cristian was keeping himself busy drawing and coloring on the Kids Menu. This month the kids menu was asking for kids in Chili's all across the country to draw a video game that they would like to play and then title it. so Cris was VERY intent upon drawing his signature Guy With A Sword. so he finishes coloring the Guy With A Sword and then he painstakingly titles his picture. and when I say painstakingly I mean that his tongue was sticking out of the corner of his mouth and everything. and then in his loudest wants-to-be-heard-over-the-crowd-at-Chili's-voice he proclaims..."MY PICTURE IS DONE! LOOK AT IT!" and the Guy With A Sword was slashing away at an invisible foe under the title....
are you ready for this? "NIGA FIGHTING"
WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS HE DOING?!? that was what all of us at the table were thinking as our mouths hung open in shock and we gasped for enough air to reach over and snatch the paper out of his hand and put it face down on the table. and if you think WE looked shocked...imagine Cristians confusion. and I'm casting glances around the restaurant hoping that by chance no one else saw this offensive picture that my son was just holding up in the air and loudly announcing and quite honestly...the whole thing suddenly struck me as REALLY freaking funny. Cristian had no idea what he wrote! and I stopped wheezing and snorting long enough to squeak out the question..."What is the name of that video game??" to which Cristian hesitantly replied..."Ninja Fighting"...and he had the decency to look perplexed and additionally, slightly worried. at this point my dad leans over and suggests that he not forget that there is an "N" in the word NINJA and furthermore that it is spelled with a "J" and not a "G".

Kids. God help me.